Definitions by Mister Wisdom
Ass Dagger
The burning sensation caused by acidic fecal matter. Most prevalent to those who suffer from lactose intolerance.
Example 1:
"Where is Brandon?"
"He's still on the toilet screaming because the shamrock shake gave him serious ass daggers."
Example 2:
"Coach, I can't climb the rope because my Ass Dagger might sever the line"
"Where is Brandon?"
"He's still on the toilet screaming because the shamrock shake gave him serious ass daggers."
Example 2:
"Coach, I can't climb the rope because my Ass Dagger might sever the line"
Ass Dagger by Mister Wisdom March 6, 2014