Mister Cameo's definitions

Squirrel

Noun:
Unit of measurement used to relate emotional distance.

NOTE: This is a relative distance per individual and can be used in a positive or negative sense.

1) My girlfriend and I are so close, we're probably less than one squirrel away at any given moment.

2) I feel like my best friend from second grade is a million squirrels away when I think about him.

by Mister Cameo October 18, 2012