Crumple Crotch

a person who has cellulite so thick on their inner thigh's that when it reaches their "cookie"spot, all you can see is beat-up, dimpled BACON STRIPS.
(QUITE AN UNFORTUNATE EVENT TO OCCUR)
chunksahoy! there crumple crotch!!
by Miss Kali Kaos March 14, 2009
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Bucket Box

The end result of a girls "cookie" after one to many "gangbang" and/or fisting scenes..
It was a whole team effort to fill her bucket box!
by miss kali kaos March 15, 2009
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