robbie

A girl with a golden heart and a platinum ass. Smile is known to cause short-circuiting in the weak-willed, eyes glitter like the stars. A tear from Chuck Norris's eye and a spark from Ashes pikachu were said to make contact with her during infancy, leading to her overpowered stats and everyone's willing acceptance of her understated but unmistakable magnificence.
"You see that girl? She's a straight Robbie."
"Damn straight, she's precious bud."
by Miscellaneous Pseudonym December 22, 2016
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