1 definition by Minta Moisty

A diminutive cartoonish fellow with wirey dark hair, whose moustache and mono-brow are interchangeable. He also answers to the name of "Fritz"
Hey Reese, did you see Hair Pie last night? He was so shitfaced that he was eating the urinal cakes again!
by Minta Moisty April 8, 2005
Get the hair pie mug.