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Definitions by Minato-ku Cat

Noobian Princess 

A girlfriend who despite her undisputed good looks, has absolutely no other redeeming features.

Especially apparent by a lack of cognitive or reasoning ability.
Girlfriend: "Uhhh, like you know, I think evolution is totally bogus and Britney is great".
Boyfriend: "Oh my god, you're such a Noobian Princess".