1 definition by Mikey Masullo
one who (literally or figurativly) fishes for used or new douches. the true douche mongers are those who make a profession out of this, by selling the douches at a stand of some sort.
also, an insult.
also, an insult.
Carl: I heard that he's reblocking the entire first act.
Henry: What about the second act?
Carl: He cut it.
Henry: ...What a douche monger
Henry: What about the second act?
Carl: He cut it.
Henry: ...What a douche monger
by Mikey Masullo April 19, 2006