Definitions by Mike mother fucking Jones

Sheet spreader 

The damage incurred by your sheets from fucking a fat girl doggy style and her stomach draging back and forth on the sheets. The sheets will be unrepairable with the center hopelessly streched out.Normally requires the beast be in excess of 250 pounds.

Yo mike jones, you see the fat slut mark came home with last night? Yeah bro, she was one hell of a sheet spreader.

Sheet spreader by Mike mother fucking Jones February 21, 2009