Scott Shepherd. An extremely thirtsy individual with long hair and tattoos. He resides in Stockton California and everyone knows he is dehydrated. His friends often attempt to hydrate him with gallons of Pedialite and chapsticks. He remains parched and is usually seen panting over an obese black woman.
I'm so thirsty I feel like scott. The thirsty turtle himself.
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