Definitions by Mick D

Everton 

The team that the ordinary people of Liverpool (ie "SCOUSERS", not Welsh people or Tykes or Cockneys or Yokels or Scandinavians )love to love. Not for success or trophies or glory hunting, but because we just love them cos they're OUR team from OUR city.

We love you EVERTON we do. Nuff said.

Everton by Mick D August 29, 2003

Liverpool FC 

A football (sic) team, Everton FC's illegitimate offspring. Locals appear to shun them, however hoardes of out of towners and even out of countryers tag on to the name of the city for a few hours once a fortnight in the hope of establishing a rapport between themselves...and then sod off agin.

"Scuse Signori, I come to watch football match for to see Liverpool? Where is being Anfield?"

Liverpool FC by Mick D August 29, 2003