Michael Chiang's definitions

Pitwah-itis

A symptom in which the subject is prone to the feeling of uneasiness when objects are out of place, and are prone to fixing it. Much like a perfectionnist although too lazy to fix most things. Side effects may include, growing of white hair, things that come out of the subject's mouth being "naughty" and being constantly stressed.

An example of Pitwah-itis is waking up in the morning and going, "MORNING WORLD! I'M PITWAH NICE TO MEET YOU!"

by Michael Chiang June 21, 2007