Definitions by Michael Atherton

cricket 

A game of skill and gentlemanly conduct where everyone hates the Australians equally.

Not those Aussie cunts again!

cricket by Michael Atherton August 25, 2003

star spangled banner 

excellent toilet paper

After a mighty dump I wipe my ring with the star spangles banner

star spangled banner by Michael Atherton August 25, 2003