cricket

A game of skill and gentlemanly conduct where everyone hates the Australians equally.
Not those Aussie cunts again!
by Michael Atherton August 25, 2003
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star spangled banner

excellent toilet paper
After a mighty dump I wipe my ring with the star spangles banner
by Michael Atherton August 25, 2003
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