1 definition by Metal Kicks Ass
The worst excuse for music ever. 99.99 percent of rap is awful. if theyre not talking about busting a whitey's ass they're talking about repping their gang,shooting up cops,getting money or getting 12 hoes. There's no instruments only 3 fucking synthesized notes that repeat 500 times through the whole fucking songAt least music like classical and metal has instrumental genuis to it. I'm not saying I listen to everything but I appreciate any music that they use instruments in. Classical and metal have emotion to it. It goes through your fucking body like something is compelling you. Too bad that's not the deal with rap. When you listen to rap you feel nothing. Don't get me wrong there are some good rappers. But only a few. Ex: Common, The Roots,The Fugees, Eminem. So rap is gay. Vivaldi kicks ass any day.
Music: Beethoven,Mozart,Children Of Bodom,DragonForce,Slipknot,Between The Buried And Me,As I Lay Dying,Bring Me The Horizon,Avenged Sevenfold,System Of A Down,In Flames,Killswitch Engage,Opeth,Tool,Machine Head,Atreyu,Disturbed,Amon Amarth,Gorgoroth,Arch Enemy,Bach,Iron Maiden.Metallica,Gustav
Not Music: Soulja Boy,Ja Rule,The Game,DMX,50 Cent,Jadakiss,Lil Wayne,Juelz Santana,Dem Franchize Boyz,Tupac,Lil Jon,Lil Scrappy,Biggie,NWA,P Diddy,3 6 mafia,fat joe,d4l
Music: Beethoven,Mozart,Children Of Bodom,DragonForce,Slipknot,Between The Buried And Me,As I Lay Dying,Bring Me The Horizon,Avenged Sevenfold,System Of A Down,In Flames,Killswitch Engage,Opeth,Tool,Machine Head,Atreyu,Disturbed,Amon Amarth,Gorgoroth,Arch Enemy,Bach,Iron Maiden.Metallica,Gustav
Not Music: Soulja Boy,Ja Rule,The Game,DMX,50 Cent,Jadakiss,Lil Wayne,Juelz Santana,Dem Franchize Boyz,Tupac,Lil Jon,Lil Scrappy,Biggie,NWA,P Diddy,3 6 mafia,fat joe,d4l
Stupid person: hey what's up
Smart Guy: Hey do you like Metallica?
Stupid Person: EWWW NO, that's just yelling. You should listen to 50 cent.
Smart Guy: That music is for retards.I don't listen to rap.
Smart Girl: Hey how are you.
Smart Guy: Good, Hey do you like metal.
Smart Girl: Yeah, my fav band is Children Of Bodom.
Smart Guy: Me too
-smart guy and smart girl start having a conversation about metal while stupid person is sitting down in shame-
Smart Guy: Hey do you like Metallica?
Stupid Person: EWWW NO, that's just yelling. You should listen to 50 cent.
Smart Guy: That music is for retards.I don't listen to rap.
Smart Girl: Hey how are you.
Smart Guy: Good, Hey do you like metal.
Smart Girl: Yeah, my fav band is Children Of Bodom.
Smart Guy: Me too
-smart guy and smart girl start having a conversation about metal while stupid person is sitting down in shame-
by Metal Kicks Ass April 24, 2009