23 definition by MetWop

Toilet paper.
Grab me a few pages of the New York Times, please. We're out of bowel towels again.
by MetWop August 10, 2009

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The highest form of intelligent life in the history of the planet earth.
Michael: "Damn, that guy's smart! Did he stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?"

Patrick: He's even smarter than THAT...he's a MET FAN!!!
by MetWop August 02, 2009

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Fat-reducing cosmetic surgery, performed exclusively for the purpose of being able to dance at one's high school reunion without looking like a walrus having a convulsion.
Jim had better get a disco-tuck before the reunion dance. He could kill somebody with that gyrating gut!
by MetWop August 31, 2009

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Mens room.
After inhaling two pitchers of beer, Ryan made a bee-line for the pisseria.
by MetWop August 04, 2009

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A woman who is so undesirable that she can kill an already erect cock within seconds of appearing.
Shirley is such an erecticide...my masssive wood went limp as soon as she walked through the door.
by MetWop August 10, 2009

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Digitally enhanced female breasts.
Alice: "Stop drooling over that photograph. Those are computer hooters".
Ralph: "Hommina-hommina-hommina!!!"
by MetWop August 07, 2009

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Engaging in sexual activity.
Variation: "Parking the Winnebago in the back lot". Definition: Engaging in anal sex.
Vito: "Where the hell were YOU all night?"

Guido: "I was at Marie's house, parking the Winnebago."
by MetWop August 02, 2009

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