Merlin Bunker's definitions

humping your toes

to spend time in a wasteful, unproductive manner.

Stop humping your toes and mow the fucking lawn!!!!

by Merlin Bunker August 8, 2007

pump thumpin'

to remove a pumpkin from it's owner's property without consent & destroy the pumpkin by hurling it towards the pavement with significant force.

After they tied a load on at the local watering hole, Bob & Jim drove around town pump thumpin' until the sun came up.

by Merlin Bunker January 3, 2008