2 definition by Merlin Bunker

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to spend time in a wasteful, unproductive manner.
Stop humping your toes and mow the fucking lawn!!!!
by Merlin Bunker August 07, 2007

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to remove a pumpkin from it's owner's property without consent & destroy the pumpkin by hurling it towards the pavement with significant force.
After they tied a load on at the local watering hole, Bob & Jim drove around town pump thumpin' until the sun came up.
by Merlin Bunker December 09, 2007

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