Mercury Made the Hatter's definitions

Dry Dick

(n): As contradictory to "gettin' my dick wet," dry dick refers to lack of having sex.

Example 1: "Damn man, I gots dry dick"
Example 2: "Daaaaamn man, I still gots dry dick"
Example 3: Dude 1: "I'm gettin' my dick wet tonight yo"

Dude 2: "Fuck dude, I still gots the dry dick"

by Mercury Made the Hatter June 7, 2010