Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Memo watkins

the sausage temptrest

When you attempt to plug your sausage finger in another man mud hole trying to defend a fall

Traig lost his footing and used the sausage temptrest to avoid falling to the ground.

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When you attempt to plug your sausage finger in another man mud hole trying to defend a fall

Traig lost his footing and used the sausage temptrest to avoid falling to the ground.

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A man well known for not being able to hold his mud..and tries to sit down on a vasaline toilet lid and slide off and muds the room

Muddy hanks -When you ask your supervisor to go home when you poop your pants.

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The disease you get when you take a massive shit and you don't wash your hands afterwards. .

Dirty watkins -A dirty blond pollock with an a knack for crying like a basset hound, brrr brrr brrr!

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