Definitions by Melonious Monk

Anthony Fantano

An Anthony Fantano is an improvised buttplug using any kind of miniature, smooth skinned melon ranging from mexican sour gherkins (often chained together to form anal beads) up to Sprites and even Golden Midgets.

Hey, can you fetch my Anthony Fantanos? Check the fridge, I think they're in the crisper. Oh, and bring a stick of butter.

Anthony Fantano by Melonious Monk March 10, 2026