1 definition by Megaballs

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When you plan on sleeping in, but get woken up many hours earlier than expected to find that you are jizzing all over yourself after having a saucy dream about an eager young gymnast.
10:45pm: "Tomorrow, I shall awaken at noon!"
8:17am: "Hnng! Aww...damn alarm cock!"
by Megaballs September 29, 2012
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