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Schmemis 

Penis. It’s a joking way of pronouncing penis. It’s also a way of saying penis without actually saying it. The word stems from the idea of saying penis so many times that you lose complete sense of the word and devolve into nonsense.
“I’m at the stripped club straight up jorking it”
What do you mean by it?”
What do you think? I mean my schmemis”