Willy hand: where a man goes to for a pee and afterwards does not wash their hands. This therefore gives the man a 'willy hand', which potentially passes on willy germs to any unsuspecting person who happens to shake their hand.
In a crowed bar, Jane asks Fred, “Did you just go for a pee and not wash your hands?” “Sure.” “Ahhhhh Fred’s got Willy Hand, Fred’s got Willy hand!”
by Meadies December 29, 2015
When someone bears their arse cheeks around someone's nostrils, and that person releases their innards, then that someone subsequently projectile vomits into that persons arsehole.
James took Richard and a Dutch terrifier took place when James farted into Richards face, then Richard puked into James arse.
by Meadies May 23, 2016
Willy hand: where a man goes to for a pee and afterwards does not wash their hands. This therefore gives the man a 'willy hand', which potentially passes on willy germs to any unsuspecting person who happens to shake their hand.
In a crowed bar, Jane asks Fred, “Did you just go for a pee and not wash your hands?” “Sure.” “Ahhhhh Fred’s got Willy Hand, Fred’s got Willy hand!”
by Meadies January 10, 2016