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An unsavory homosexual who gets great pleasure from licking up gooch sweat in an equally unsavory man whose hygiene would be described as horrible at best.
Friend 1: Did you hear about Ryan last night?
Friend 2: No man, what happened?
Friend 1: I heard it got a little rowdy, and he and Kobe ended up in the same bed.
Friend 2: Ah sick man, what a faggot.
Friend 1: Apparently it got a little raunchy and they were licking each other's gooches.
Friend 2: That's disgusting... fucking gooch lickers.
Friend 2: No man, what happened?
Friend 1: I heard it got a little rowdy, and he and Kobe ended up in the same bed.
Friend 2: Ah sick man, what a faggot.
Friend 1: Apparently it got a little raunchy and they were licking each other's gooches.
Friend 2: That's disgusting... fucking gooch lickers.
by McLangolf McMuffin August 25, 2011
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