Maxwell "I've got a Semi" Orchant's definitions

Purd

A combination of Urine and Faeces, made up of the words "piss" and "turd". Purd is usually an unexpected surprise once on the lavatory and thus the word is used with an exciting or shocked tone.

Can also be used in its Adjective form "Purding/Purded"

"There is Purd Everywhere !!"

"Its a Purd Massacre in there"

"I've just done a purd"

by Maxwell "I've got a Semi" Orchant August 22, 2007