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canadian history

step 1. dump maple syrup on a sleeping mans flaccid venison stick.

step 2 wait about two hours for the maple syrup to crystalize and get hard, eh.

Step 3 Wake up the sleeping canuck with moose porn which don't cha know gives every canadian man a woody faster than any canadian bacon strip ever could

step 4. laugh at the stupid canuck

Canadian History is why wayne gretzky's wang actually looks like a hockey stick

by Maximus D Meryan February 5, 2010