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A “Sunflare” is when a man is receiving oral and mis-takes urination for ejaculation and blasts the other attendee with such force, it is possible to cause eye damage or worse.
“Why you so upset man?”
“Well..you know that girl I met on tinder the other night?”
“Yah?”
“Well..she was goin down on me and..well I gave her a BAD sunflare”
“A WHAT”
”well I thought I was bouta bust a nut...but..I PISSED!”
“Hahaha my godd”
“It’s not funny dude! I RUPTURED HER RETINA!”
“Well..you know that girl I met on tinder the other night?”
“Yah?”
“Well..she was goin down on me and..well I gave her a BAD sunflare”
“A WHAT”
”well I thought I was bouta bust a nut...but..I PISSED!”
“Hahaha my godd”
“It’s not funny dude! I RUPTURED HER RETINA!”
by Max Conner May 7, 2021
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