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Mavis McBeardwart's definitions
numpty
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A numpty is
a person
of great dopiness, always buffooing
around
, and
dropping
things.
Eh Meark ye great nump-teh,
get to
the toilet
next time
.
by
Mavis McBeardwart
October 29, 2003
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