1 definition by Matty Bitchfuck

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The act of pretending to brush your teeth in the bathroom, when you're actually shitting. Usually done by shy shitters.
"I didn't want my roommates to know I was taking a dump, so I pulled a shit and brush"
by Matty Bitchfuck August 26, 2008
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