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Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker
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A man
who cannot
tie
his
shoes
.
Disingenuous Dense Mother
Fucker
: a man who can not tie his shoes and can
fail
you a speed-
run
.
Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker
by
Matto’s Cum Sock
March 20, 2021
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