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Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker
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A man
who cannot
tie
his
shoes
.
Disingenuous
Dense
Mother Fucker
:
a man
who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.
Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker
by
Matto’s Cum Sock
March 20, 2021
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