Definitions by Matt and gabe are the coolest people ever

gayber 

An extremely non-social person who is usually found with an off-balance haircut and has an immense lack of friends.
Gayber is usually discovered in the outskirts of Machu Pichu and sometimes the underwater city of Atlantis

"Gayber stop trying to stick your tiny penis in my butt im not gay like you!"

gayber by Matt and gabe are the coolest people ever December 27, 2007