Matt T. Hammond's definitions

mouthwestern

The idea at southwestern university that everything you think, say and do will be known by your next door neighbor in less than 10 seconds, by your friends living in another residence hall in less than 10 minutes, and by random people passing the Academic Mall at night in less than 10 hours.

don't worry man, this is Mouthwestern University... your secret is safe with everyone!

by Matt T. Hammond May 20, 2007