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a walking, talking LOVE machine. Driven to hump anything that moves! Most likely to be a pornstar.
Sometimes found having sexual relations with his pussy (cat).
NEVER says no.
is the pulling power of any force.
Loves his willy. Can suck his own. 12 inches minus 11 (Also known as a schlort).
Generally nice guy.
Sometimes found having sexual relations with his pussy (cat).
NEVER says no.
is the pulling power of any force.
Loves his willy. Can suck his own. 12 inches minus 11 (Also known as a schlort).
Generally nice guy.
by Matt Coolbear February 23, 2008
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