Yeah, we were shamrockin all morning...then we ate some green eggs and ham and washed it all down with some green beer... Luck of the Irish baby!
by Mary Palmer March 17, 2010
when a seemingly innocent brush of the shoulder turns into a battle of words between a divorcee and a prude married guy.
Mary was standing there, with her back to this guy, and he turns around and tells her "Don't backtap me, I'm married." To which Mary replies, "Don't flatter yourself, I didn't backtap you." To which his friends yell..."He's married!!" Mary replies, "Congratufuckinglations!" And goes about her merry little way.
by Mary Palmer January 18, 2010