Marsh Skeele's definitions

Cigface

One, usually female, whose face is wrinkled, withered, and stained amber from years of chain smoking.
A cigface also has a distinctive cackle and may call you "hun" or "sugar", followed by the said cackle.

A waitress or bartender may get to be a second hand cigface, though this is a rarity.

by Marsh Skeele January 3, 2009