Mark is bored's definitions

jiffy lube

when a girl is heart broken, and you talk to her make her feel better, and make her like you.

Heartbroken girl: i'm so sad, alan broke my heart.
you: im sorry i know he's a total jerk, but don't worry ill always be here for you.
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Jennifer: he's totally jiffy lubing her.
Jessica: yup jiffy lube

by Mark is bored July 4, 2007