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An actor who is fucking terrible at acting. Paints himself purple and carries around vinyl records, claiming to be "hipster." Is so pathetic that a black NJ Transit worker was scared off.
NES Kess, you're a fucking horrible hipster hulk.
by Mark Newheiser July 24, 2010

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