Rigged

1. What we say to distract ourselves before we tighten our belts for 4 years
2. A technique used by hypnotists to misdirect a person's attention while stealing their wallet and groping them

As I rigged myself for the coming hunger pain, I saw my neighbor get rigged for his wallet.

by Marine bcb November 18, 2016

Window

1.The hole by which you view the outside world
2. What you cut out of your cardboard mansion so it doesn't stink when you use your bathroom can

My window from the toilet I live in doesn't have a very promising view when someone sits on it.

by Marine bcb November 17, 2016