Definitions by Marc and Jeffro

the Kelso Beatdown

the act of Michael Kelso getting some ass on That 70's Show with any chick.

Kelso gave Formans sister the Kelso Beatdown in his van in the parking lot today.

the Kelso Beatdown by Marc and Jeffro April 1, 2008

facum 

the act of farting while busting a huge nut on a girls face.

Dude I facummed on Jenny's face last night....the look on her cum covered face was priceless.

facum by Marc and Jeffro March 31, 2008