Marc and Jeffro's definitions

facum

the act of farting while busting a huge nut on a girls face.

Dude I facummed on Jenny's face last night....the look on her cum covered face was priceless.

by Marc and Jeffro March 31, 2008

the Kelso Beatdown

the act of Michael Kelso getting some ass on That 70's Show with any chick.

Kelso gave Formans sister the Kelso Beatdown in his van in the parking lot today.

by Marc and Jeffro April 1, 2008