screwphemism

1. When someone uses a word or phrase that makes something clean or appropriate into something dirty or awkward.
2. The opposite of a euphemism.
James: Why did you take that biscuit, eat off of it, and THEN ask if someone wanted it?
David: Yeah, I pretty much peed on that tree to show that it was mine.
James: That's disgusting. I hate you and your screwphemisms.
by Marc Saint Clair August 19, 2012
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bibliocide

1. When a high school student abuses a textbook to the point of its destruction, thus "killing" it.

Derivatives: bibliocidal (adjective)
Jayquan: Man, I fuckin' hate English! *throws book in locker*

<The next day>

Jayquan: My book is fucked up! The spine is detached!

Mr. Evans: You're a book-murderer. You have committed bibliocide. You must pay for it.
by Marc Saint Clair August 22, 2012
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