Man with the golden eyeball's definitions

Provolowned

The act of being owned by a piece of timely flung provolone cheese.

Dude 1: "So I was totally screwing your sister last-"

*Dude 1 Gets Slapped in the face by a piece of provolone cheese by Dude 2"

Dude Onlooker: "Dude, you just got provolowned."

by Man with the golden eyeball August 10, 2010