Definitions by Man With Wife

man with wife 

A completely average guy suffering the realization that his marriage (long-term committed relationship) has slowly devolved into a lonely, sexless living arrangement, usually involving an unhealthy frequency of sad masturbation.

My relationship used to include sex and great conversations, but I've come to the realization that I am now just a man with wife.

man with wife by Man With Wife November 16, 2011