Man In Black's definitions

coors light

A "beer" tantamount to yellowed bottled water. Tastes slightly of piss mixed with an even slighter taste of alcohol. A beer for women and retards like Seth who can't handle real beers like Arrogant Bastard or Maudite.

Easily destroyed by any microbrewery beer out there. The worst of the worst.

You: What are you drinking?
Me: Maudite. You?
You: Coors.
Me: You tasteless retard.

by Man In Black April 7, 2005