Mallard Man's definitions

coastal boy

Coastal Boy: a white male native to the South Carolina Low Country. Coastal Boys are identifiable by their Performance Fishing Gear shirts, visors, and Costa Delmar sunglasses with croakies carefully placed on the back of the neck. The hair of a Coastal Boy is swept down in front and flipped up in the back, thus often confused for a classic Justin Bieber.

See Also: Vineyard Vines models

You know that fella with three Yeti coolers? He's definitely a Coastal Boy.

by Mallard Man April 5, 2016