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Abraham Lincoln

Grow your pubic hair out, so it is real bushy. Then, shave everything except scrotum, pubic hair, and shave out a top hat in the pubic hair around the base of the penis. then you have yourself an abraham lincoln. Show it to someone and it is worth two kicks.

I showed a friend the Abraham Lincoln and they congratulated me.

by Major League May 22, 2007