A Mark has 2 sides, one side is sweet and kind, and the other is downright horny evilness. He has a plague inside him that he cannot cure, called "The Piss Toilet." If you are a female, please stay away from a Mark, he's GOONER till he dies. He likes to act innocent and then reels in with his crude, two-faced remarks. He's a great homie, don't get it wrong BUT DO NOT LET HIM KNOW YOU ARE A FEMALE, you have to lower your pitch when speaking to him or else the "The Beast" inside of him will no longer be dormant.
Mark with his homies:
Mark: "I love you, man, if you ever need anything, I gotchu."
Guy: "Thanks, bro, I'm glad to call you my friend."
Mark, when he realizes you're female:
Mark (with his voice softened): "Did you like the piss video I sent you?"
Female: "Ew fuck is wrong with you, Mark?"
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Mark: "I love you, man, if you ever need anything, I gotchu."
Guy: "Thanks, bro, I'm glad to call you my friend."
Mark, when he realizes you're female:
Mark (with his voice softened): "Did you like the piss video I sent you?"
Female: "Ew fuck is wrong with you, Mark?"
Good boy by Mai on Soundcloud
by Mai <3 love August 2, 2025
Get the Markmug.