MAS, SAM, AMS 's definitions

mackinziism

A religion to completely refuse to use public restrooms ESPECIALLY PORTER POTTIES. Except for in extreme conditions in which your pee is coming out of your eyes or actually being about to shit yourself. Then it's ok.

M:I shouldn't have had that monster! S:use the porter potty. M:NO it's against my mackinziism!!!!!

by MAS, SAM, AMS February 21, 2009