15 definitions by MAKENZIE(BLAINE)MOREAUISAWHORE

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“Marinol”is a synthetic pharmaceutical substance and isn’t even derived in any way from the actual Marijuana plant. (It’s man made THC) Furthermore, in many states “Marinol” is ONLY labeled to treat cancer pain. This means that if you get a severe concussion of break your neck or back you will be prescribed Lortab (with the 500mg filler Acetaminophen) or synthetic heroin like Dilaudid or oxycodone. Whenever or “if” you ever get off of the pain medication, you will feel as sick as you ever felt in your life for roughly 2 weeks or more.
When my grandfather was terminally ill with cancer they gave him “Dilaudid” and “Marinol”. We could tell that he was still in pain yet we had no way to help him.
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What happens to you after your interview with Chris Hansen on the show “To Catch A Predator
John: “Am I bb-being taped?”
Chris: “You are being taped sir.”
John: “Oh cwap. Am I gonna be o-rested?”
Chris: “That’s not up to me.”
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A French word meaning pedophile. Usually used to describe females that groom underage boys and molest them.
That elementary school teacher offered to provide free tutoring to my son after assigning him a seat next to her desk she must be a Moreau.
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A slang term for paranoid prostitutes who make false complaints to the police for attention or to make them feel special or important. This is often also done out of spite or for retaliation purposes. Police officers usually know that they are baseless reports and even share that information with the person who they reported.
Our community relations officer told me about that Moreau that tried to get me into legal trouble after I was traveling in the same direction as she was. Evidently, she thought she was being stalked.
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1. A nurse
2. A pharmacist

3. A DEA Officer
When I broke my leg, the Narcotic Nazis at the hospital interrogated me about my use of recreational drugs and lectured me about the opioid epidemic in America.
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When you drink so much beer in one setting that you get flu-like symptoms days later.
Boss: “Why didn’t you show up on Monday and Tuesday?”
Me: “I got the Coronavirus Friday night”
Boss: “ you’re fired you drunk bastard!”
by MAKENZIE(BLAINE)MOREAUISAWHORE January 26, 2020
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