Definitions by Luke <waiting on deed-pole> Forrester

guido 

An alternative name for 'Heroin'.
Used to hide the fact that Heroin is being talked about.

Luke and Bettina went searching for Guido, only to be f****ed over by two B******ds who took our £80.

Bettina! Yes Luke; Is that my Guido on the table?

...NO, it's my Guido.

guido by Luke <waiting on deed-pole> Forrester April 30, 2004