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Ascendancy era (2005-2006)
The unquestionable truth about Trivium based on the "Ascendancy" album.

*They're a generic metalcore band that the media and their record label consider to be the greatest metal band since Metallica.

*They're trying to be the next Metallica, all the while ripping off Shadows Fall, Killswitch Engage and In Flames.

*They may have talent, but they don't really sound any better than any other metalcore band.

*Their fans believe they are the greatest band ever and don't mind rubbing it in everyone elses face.

*The singing is emo, accept it.

*The guitars are a poor attempt at sounding KsE/Gothenburg

*They have a metrosexual/fashioncore image, similar to Avenged Sevenfold and Eighteen Visions.

*If they were older and on a different label, no one would care about them.

*When made aware of our site, their bass player set up a myspace account bashing it.

*When a Christian Trivium hater posted a link to our page in the bass players blog, he responded with a message where he claimed Jesus "sucked more cock than he did"

The Crusade era (2006 onwards)
The unquestionable truth about Trivium based on "The Crusade" album.

*They replaced the screaming with James Hetfield wannabe vocals.

*The singing is still emo.

*They're crossing over their token emo/metalcore sound with an 80's hair metal sound.

*They traded their emo look for an 80's thrash look. (would've been cool 20 years ago)

*They fail to realise the year we are currently living in is 2006 and not 1986.

*Their ego's are bigger.

*They changed their sound, but they still have no originality.

*Fact it, they're still not a real metal band!
Speed metal fags such as Dragondick (Dragonforce) and Shitium (Trivium) smoke more dick than Jenna Jameson!
by Lucid Nightmare October 19, 2006
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