Definitions by Lucently

Noot and Toot 

When you grab a penis (noot) and fart (toot). Can also be a side effect of farting during a hand job, as long as you say "noot" while giving the penis a squeeze.

She gave him the old Noot and Toot. He decided it was better than no noot and all toot.

Noot and Toot by Lucently February 16, 2019