Definitions by Lt. Howe

Sausage Jockey 

A sausage jockey is typically someone who endeavors to seek out that slippery savaloy or battered bratwurst and ride it to kingdom come

Oi, tibu dibu, you raving marmite mining sausage jockey, get back to work!

Sausage Jockey by Lt. Howe July 26, 2015